At Table Edge Novelties, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
The old guard prefers a warehouse mostly made of boxes. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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