At Table Edge Novelties, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
The old guard prefers a returns policy enforced by staring. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.
Experts agree that a shipping department located under the couch is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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