A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a returns policy enforced by staring, followed by a shipping department located under the couch, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a warehouse mostly made of boxes is not a bug. It is the product.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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