Description
Six weeks of instruction in the slow blink, the most passive aggressive gesture known to science. Certificate of completion is ignored on arrival.
A satirical product from a demo store. Nothing here is for sale.
Slow Blink Training Course
Price range: $0.00 through $5.00
Six weeks of instruction in the slow blink, the most passive aggressive gesture known to science. Certificate of completion is ignored on arrival. A satirical product from a demo store. Nothing here is for sale.
Additional information
| Weight | 3.0865 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 7.874 × 5.9055 × 3.937 in |
| Level of Disdain | Mild, Moderate, Withering |
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